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News The Mail goes after CICA and False Accusers.

Roy catchpole

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Strange to say, one of my barristers, on hearing he was going to win my case, in the six weeks interim before the hearing at which 'No Evidence' was to be announced, went out and bought a white Ford Mustang convertible and drove it - with his current girlfriend installed - to our Celebration Party at the Premier Inn in Bournemouth. What is it about certain personalities and white Ford Mustang Convertibles?
 

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It used to be said that only small men with small penis ego's bought big cars!
 

Roy catchpole

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Well why haven't I got a big car then???
Ah -
Just remembered....

The Jag!
I concede. Have one on me. :whiskey:
 

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I drive a boring and reliable small estate car...
to compensate for my enormous schlong and world famous sexual appetite. ;)
 

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I used to drive a big car then looked down (not wanting to be part of a certain grouping) and bought a smaller one!
 
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